i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college
Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
i dont know what order you read it in but its funny either way
"I had to do it"
i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
check out the way this dog’s eye’s open
this dog rocks
the first episode of the season is always awkward bc of the way they namedrop and stuff for new people or to remind people. like when you talk to your dad are you like “i, jaime of house lannister, the one they call kingslayer, who lost his hand also our symbol is the lion and we are rich and the king”
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET.
*walks past mirror*
how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying
Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.