im fucking dying
*watches anaconda video*
me: *does 100 squats*
This movie is so fun and colorful! I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would, the music is spot on. And I really like the relationship between Groot and Rocket, he’s like a proud papa raccoon ahahaha 8’))))))
My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
how hard did she throw that
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE
what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was this