when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
She is the lost princess.
My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
when u wanna watch Netflix but there’s nothing 2 watch so u just kinda sit there looking like a confused ostrich
Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill